It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value