Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates