When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree