You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo