Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria