A Man and His Many Uses
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret