Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it