Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…