The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
