Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until