Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke