I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
God is the world’s only super-bower
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed