Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego