If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology