Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring