Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot