In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes