If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…