I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when