One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie