The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in