In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…