Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell