I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…