I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of