An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself