We’re All The One
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that