In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when