We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder