People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…