In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
Never Win Anything
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere