We’re All The One
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
100% of success is showing up on time
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes