We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that