100% of success is showing up on time
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer