The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist