If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction