First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
The less you need to control the more powerful you