As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
There is no Status quo But there is Status
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…