My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way