When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…