The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
