I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been