In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God