If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail