People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…