Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them