Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
Love may never win but love always ties
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor