Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…