Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact