Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working